I have a habit of adding items to my carts online, but knowing damn well I’m never checking out. Then I have the nerve to get mad when an item goes out of stock/size and I have to remove it.
- parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
- clock: 11:01
- me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
So today a little girl came into the library where I work in an Elsa costume and she looked just like Elsa and my boss made the mistake of walking up to her and saying “well hello, princess, how are you?” and the little girl just says “Excuse me, I am a queen” and walks away
ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country